Cat Cannon — Bad Ideas, Great Distance

Welcome to Cat Cannon, the self-proclaimed original nine-lives sport. A wheeled cannon waits at the edge of a pastel desert, with a big LET’S FLY button setting the tone: 100% cartoon cat, 0% common sense.

Distance and personal-best counters headline the screen. Colorful balloons float above the course, TNT crates sit along the ground, and the helpful legend spells out the stakes: TNT = more air. Pop = boost. Spikes = bad.

Chunky lettering, dark outlines, warm sandy colors, and layered green hills give the scene a playful illustrated look. Even the sunshine comes with a warning: “The Badlands. No soft landings.”