SCARY GAME 3

SCARY GAME 3: THE FINAL DELIVERY is a surrealist horror comedy first-person game. You are Marco, a tired delivery man two months behind on rent. You have one pizza to deliver. There is now an entire pocket dimension between you and the customer.

The dimension is full of pathetic horrors. An old man in a wheelchair makes mouth-noises that are the engine. A horse stands on a crawling middle manager named Greg and yells about synergy. A weeping man has been turned into a 1998 Honda Civic. A rat drives a go-kart made of zip ties and pizza boxes. None of this matters. You have to deliver the pizza.

Throw pizza slices to stun what's chasing you — but you only have eight, and the boss is a 50-foot grain silo with a man fused to the top. Run out, and you lose your job. Keep all eight and find every rubber duck, and something better happens.

A 50-door corridor. A 3-minute mandatory fish opera. A room of pure silence. PSX-era dread. Five chapters of pathetic, terrifying, very stupid horror.